I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for #likes, I can tell you I don’t have much #followers. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; #iphoneography skills I have acquired over a very long #iphoneonly career. Skills that make me a nightmare for #instagramers like you. If you #unfollow me now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not #tag you, I will not #emoji you. But if you don’t, I will #comment for you, I will #like you, and I will #popularpage you.
(Source: kleinmania, via whyarentyououtside)