SUIT UP for sleep! Wearing my legendary Suitjamas in Armani Grey suit pajamas as worn by Barney Stinson/Neil Patrick Harris on How I Met Your Mother! #suitjamas #me #suitup #legendary #himym #suit #barneystinson #tie #style #fashion #portrait #mirror #shirt #instagood #instagramers #pajamas #sleep #awesome #brocode #formal (Taken with instagram)

Just when I try to take a face down powernap Charger makes my legs a doggy bed. #dog #nap #sleep #instapets #me #portrait #instagramers (Taken with instagram)

Darn it @ijustine and the rest of you whales for almost making me choke on my crunchwrap supreme! #whaleface #wednesday #igers #instagramers #instagram #lol (Taken with instagram)

I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for #likes, I can tell you I don’t have much #followers. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; #iphoneography skills I have acquired over a very long #iphoneonly career. Skills that make me a nightmare for #instagramers like you. If you #unfollow me now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not #tag you, I will not #emoji you. But if you don’t, I will #comment for you, I will #like you, and I will #popularpage you.

(Source: kleinmania, via whyarentyououtside)